Funniest thing I’ve heard all week – as told by my 9 year old:
A little boy in her class comes up to her and says “Don’t be gettin’ all up in my grill woman!” My daughter says “Um, [little boy name], you don’t have a grill” (her translation of a “grill” means someone with braces or other kinds of metal accoutrement in their mouth).
The little boy says “Yo, I got one in my backyard…we cook hot dogs and stuff in the summer. Word!”